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green-blooded-son-of-a-bitch:

totallynotamisandrist:

thepenguinsaurus:

fullten:

shadowrat420:

jackthemother:

lydieslittlefamily:

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

Omg this

This this a million times this

A few points from a male perspective on this. 1, if this is how you truly feel, act that way in the bar/club/social gathering. That means dont pay attention to the duche that makes cat calls, and thinks a few drinks is the admission cost to your panties, try spending time with the shy guy, that creepy stare might not be that creepy. 2, if your with a man that treats you that way, DUMP HIM, 3, once you dump the loser, go on a date with the “like a brother” thats always there for you. Hes probably just waiting for you to realize hes worth a chance, but doesnt want to pressure you about it. Yall bitch about being treated like a piece of meat, untill you hit the bar and expect every man in there to buy you drinks cause you wiggled your ass. Make up your minds, and men will act accordingly. If shivery is dead, its because women killed it.

‘try spending time with the shy guy, that creepy stare might not be that creepy.’
I really really hope that you never conceive daughters… or sons, or anything, really, because everything you have to say about women is harmful and, insanely simple minded, it seems like you only learn about women from unreliable second hand sources, like your other guy friends who have no idea what it’s like to actually talk to women. 
Also, this post is about how women want to be treated like people without being harassed or abused, no one was asking for dating advice from a dude who doesn’t even understand how dating fucking works. 

A few points from a male perspective on this. 1, have sex with me. 2, please have sex with me. 3, im not that creepy, you can have sex with me

Here we see the male psyche in stark detail: sees a post by women for other women wishing to be able to dress how they LIKE without harassment or that nagging concern that they might be sexually assaulted because of their choice in clothing, and yet somehow sees it as them complaining that they can’t… get the right man????? What? Just literally, what??? 
There was literally nothing in there about going to bars or attracting the wrong type of man. All the post was talking about was how women wanted to dress in their adorable sexy clothes that make them feel awesome without being creeped on and this creep comes in to change the ENTIRE meaning of the post to fit his “friendzoned white knight” agenda. Jesus fuck men are useless. 

SOME men certainly are useless, yes. There you see the psyche of SOME men in stark detail. Also… “shivery”? “duche”?! This guy is definitely useless. Not to mention every point he makes is just… ew. You’re making us all look bad, dude.

green-blooded-son-of-a-bitch:

totallynotamisandrist:

thepenguinsaurus:

fullten:

shadowrat420:

jackthemother:

lydieslittlefamily:

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  

I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

Omg this

This this a million times this

A few points from a male perspective on this. 1, if this is how you truly feel, act that way in the bar/club/social gathering. That means dont pay attention to the duche that makes cat calls, and thinks a few drinks is the admission cost to your panties, try spending time with the shy guy, that creepy stare might not be that creepy. 2, if your with a man that treats you that way, DUMP HIM, 3, once you dump the loser, go on a date with the “like a brother” thats always there for you. Hes probably just waiting for you to realize hes worth a chance, but doesnt want to pressure you about it.
Yall bitch about being treated like a piece of meat, untill you hit the bar and expect every man in there to buy you drinks cause you wiggled your ass. Make up your minds, and men will act accordingly.
If shivery is dead, its because women killed it.

try spending time with the shy guy, that creepy stare might not be that creepy.’

I really really hope that you never conceive daughters… or sons, or anything, really, because everything you have to say about women is harmful and, insanely simple minded, it seems like you only learn about women from unreliable second hand sources, like your other guy friends who have no idea what it’s like to actually talk to women. 

Also, this post is about how women want to be treated like people without being harassed or abused, no one was asking for dating advice from a dude who doesn’t even understand how dating fucking works. 

A few points from a male perspective on this. 1, have sex with me. 2, please have sex with me. 3, im not that creepy, you can have sex with me

Here we see the male psyche in stark detail: sees a post by women for other women wishing to be able to dress how they LIKE without harassment or that nagging concern that they might be sexually assaulted because of their choice in clothing, and yet somehow sees it as them complaining that they can’t… get the right man????? What? Just literally, what??? 

There was literally nothing in there about going to bars or attracting the wrong type of man. All the post was talking about was how women wanted to dress in their adorable sexy clothes that make them feel awesome without being creeped on and this creep comes in to change the ENTIRE meaning of the post to fit his “friendzoned white knight” agenda. Jesus fuck men are useless. 

SOME men certainly are useless, yes. There you see the psyche of SOME men in stark detail. 

Also… “shivery”? “duche”?! 

This guy is definitely useless. Not to mention every point he makes is just… ew. You’re making us all look bad, dude.

sherlolly-ship:


Everything I wish I knew when I joined Tumblr. Basically this is a collection of things that will make Tumblr easier to use :D
General 
How to: Enable your Tumblr ask boxHow to tagHow to tag asksHow to have posts show up/not show upTrigger WarningsTumblr SaviorHow to Report a blog 
Theme/Code
How to install a themeTheme Directory My Favorite Theme Makers (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)How to: Add links to your Tumblr description/sidebarIcon FinderHelp picking a color scheme to match your iconHow to Install Updates Tab (X)Updates Tab MasterpostHow to add a music player (X) (X) Transparent Images and Pixels (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)HTML Color CodesCreating a poll on TumblrCreating a countdown  How to create a re-direct pageBlogrolls, Family, Follow Forever How to make a networkHow to Install a Navigation PageHTML Codes HTML Help & CodesTumblr Formatting CheatsheatTheme making tutorialTumblr Blog that helps people with tumblr related issues
*Remember most theme makers will answer questions about there them or already have FAQ Page to make it easier for you to use
Photoshop/Photoshop Resources
Tutorial for saving Photoshop (windows)Masterpost for downloading PhotoshopHow to make a GifLearn the Basics of PhotoshopBeginner Tutorials for PhotoshopPhotoshop Graphic MasterpostsPhotoshop Tutorial Masterpost Textures GuidePhotoshop Help Blog Photoshop Help BlogScreencaps ScreencapsHQ Celebrity Gallery Masterpost
Alternatives to Photoshop
PixlrMypaintAnimating ProgramDigital painting ProgramArt Program/Photo EditorQueeky PaintPicMonkeyArt ProgramSketchpad Drawing ProgramGraphic’s ProgramPaint.netSumopaintFree Art Programs Masterpost
Gifs
Supernatural Reaction GifsReaction Gifs Reaction GifsReaction GifsReaction GifsOnline Gif Maker Online Gif Maker Online Gif Maker Online Gif Maker
Meme’s
Quick Meme MakerPie Chart MakerMeme Generator Meme Maker
Fanfiction/Writing/Roleplay
How to write FanfictionAvoiding mistakes when writing fanfiction10 Tips to Writing FanfictionHow to Submit a Fanfiction to Fanfiction.Net Writing Fiction PlansWriting TemplatesNovel Outline34 Writing TipsHow to write a CharacterTips on writing a Character Character writing MasterpostWriting Masterpost (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)Diverse Character Writing Masterpost Detailed Character templateHow to write different Body types (X) (X)Surnames MasterPostSynonyms MasterPostCreating an OC Masterpost                                                 Writing Folklore, Myth and Creatures Masterpost                     How to write Ancient Rome England  Viking Age Victorian Age Middle Ages 50’s Wild WestOther things to help your Writing  (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)How to RP MasterpostRoleplay TermsRP GuideRP Help Masterpost
Other
Help Fact Check Tumblr PostsUrban Dictionary See if your about to hit post limitIn case you update software and it sucks Writing, Graphics, Textures, Themes MasterpostMassive Masterpost included Writing & ArtTutorial Master Post
I hope that this survival guide has helped you with any tumblr related issues, have a great day. 

Omg this is so helpful!!


macbookpro220 look at the first one!!!!!

sherlolly-ship:

Everything I wish I knew when I joined Tumblr. Basically this is a collection of things that will make Tumblr easier to use :D

General 

How to: Enable your Tumblr ask box
How to tag
How to tag asks
How to have posts show up/not show up
Trigger Warnings
Tumblr Savior
How to Report a blog 

Theme/Code

How to install a theme
Theme Directory 
My Favorite Theme Makers (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to: Add links to your Tumblr description/sidebar
Icon Finder
Help picking a color scheme to match your icon
How to Install Updates Tab (X)
Updates Tab Masterpost
How to add a music player (X) (X
Transparent Images and Pixels (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
HTML Color Codes
Creating a poll on Tumblr
Creating a countdown  
How to create a re-direct page
Blogrolls, Family, Follow Forever 
How to make a network
How to Install a Navigation Page
HTML Codes 
HTML Help & Codes
Tumblr Formatting Cheatsheat
Theme making tutorial
Tumblr Blog that helps people with tumblr related issues

*Remember most theme makers will answer questions about there them or already have FAQ Page to make it easier for you to use

Photoshop/Photoshop Resources

Tutorial for saving Photoshop (windows)
Masterpost for downloading Photoshop
How to make a Gif
Learn the Basics of Photoshop
Beginner Tutorials for Photoshop
Photoshop Graphic Masterposts
Photoshop Tutorial Masterpost 
Textures Guide
Photoshop Help Blog 
Photoshop Help Blog
Screencaps 
Screencaps
HQ Celebrity Gallery Masterpost

Alternatives to Photoshop

Pixlr
Mypaint
Animating Program
Digital painting Program
Art Program/Photo Editor
Queeky Paint
PicMonkey
Art Program
Sketchpad 
Drawing Program
Graphic’s Program
Paint.net
Sumopaint
Free Art Programs Masterpost

Gifs

Supernatural Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs 
Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker

Meme’s

Quick Meme Maker
Pie Chart Maker
Meme Generator 
Meme Maker

Fanfiction/Writing/Roleplay

How to write Fanfiction
Avoiding mistakes when writing fanfiction
10 Tips to Writing Fanfiction
How to Submit a Fanfiction to Fanfiction.Net 
Writing Fiction Plans
Writing Templates
Novel Outline
34 Writing Tips
How to write a Character
Tips on writing a Character 
Character writing Masterpost
Writing Masterpost (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
Diverse Character Writing Masterpost 
Detailed Character template
How to write different Body types (X) (X)
Surnames MasterPost
Synonyms MasterPost
Creating an OC Masterpost                                                 
Writing Folklore, Myth and Creatures Masterpost                     
How to write Ancient Rome England  Viking Age Victorian Age Middle Ages 50’s Wild West
Other things to help your Writing  (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to RP Masterpost
Roleplay Terms
RP Guide
RP Help Masterpost

Other

Help Fact Check Tumblr Posts
Urban Dictionar
See if your about to hit post limit
In case you update software and it sucks 
Writing, Graphics, Textures, Themes Masterpost
Massive Masterpost included Writing & Art
Tutorial Master Post

I hope that this survival guide has helped you with any tumblr related issues, have a great day. 

Omg this is so helpful!!

macbookpro220 look at the first one!!!!!

honorary-fangirl:

starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

that took too long to figure out

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

coleee1205 :P

(Source: xaviary)

ayehandsome:

onlythroughyou:

ayehandsome:

Well Hello, Handsome

Ummm no. Why u got hairy legs bitch. No. No. This half man half woman shit is enough. I don’t fucking get y’all.

Lawd, the ignorance is strong with this one. Letting my body do what it does naturally makes me ALL woman.Thank you. 

ayehandsome:

onlythroughyou:

ayehandsome:

Well Hello, Handsome

Ummm no. Why u got hairy legs bitch. No. No. This half man half woman shit is enough. I don’t fucking get y’all.

Lawd, the ignorance is strong with this one. 

Letting my body do what it does naturally makes me ALL woman.
Thank you.